As we mentioned last month, father of the year, Michael Lohan, has organized a boxing match/publicity stunt, which he said the money would go to charity.

Lohan had found a competitor in Robert Venero, president and CEO of Future Tech Enterprise, who paid $30,000 to box against Lohan. But, in true Lohan fashion, the boxing event that was scheduled for this Monday has been cancelled. Though, this time, it's due to his parole officer supposedly not allowing him.

Heather Groll, a rep for the New York State Division of Parole, said "Mr. Lohan was convicted of assault, which is a violent crime, and is currently under parole supervision until February of 2009. We do not feel that participating in a violent activity, such as celebrity boxing, whether it is for charity or not, is appropriate for his rehabilitation. It is inappropriate for a person on parole to engage in the same type of behavior that landed him in prison in the first place."

Are they S-L-O-W???

The boxing match has been in talks for months and confirmed publicly for weeks. Why would they wait until now to ban him?

As for Lohan, he again is talking to the press and says he understands the decision but is "very disappointed." He added, "I've been on parole for almost two years now, and being that everything has gone so well, I didn't want to cross the line in any way with them."

But, according to Lohan, he says the boxing match is still on. Just delayed. It will now take place in March, after his parole ends. And who's next on Lohan's hit list? Looks like he wants to fight the brother Lindsay's gal pal, SaMAN Ronson.

Turns out that Mark Ronson called daddy Lohan a "sad, pathetic loser" after daddy mocked saMAN's fashion and hygiene.

Lohan says, "After the comments and threats that Mark Ronson made recently, maybe he wants to fight me for charity. I'm definitely willing to step in the ring for three rounds with Mark Ronson."

Forget Mark. He should totally fight saMAN!

She's a scrapper - MAN would probably kick his ass!!!!

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Olympic Gold Medalist and hottie from the neck down, Michael Phelps, is still pimping himself out. As he should!

And guess what one of GQ Men of the Year is going to do???

A source reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Michael Phelps is signing on as the new spokesperson for SUBWAY!

Seriously?

But, what's gonna happened to Jared?

We guess seeing Phelps' body plastered all over every Subway shop is a good way to bring in more costumers.

Enjoy your time in the spotlight while it lasts, Mickey. And keep bringing in that money!

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So will it be wedding bells or baby bonnets for John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston?

There's been a huge development in the John and Jen homance!

The music guy was introduced to Maniston's daddy, soap actor John Aniston (he's Victor on Days of our Lives), at the posh Polo Lounge restaurant in Beverly Hills on Thursday.

A spy did some heavy duty snooping and reported their account to Star:

- In addition to Man's dad and stepmom, there was another 'older' couple in the party

- Man sat next to John and even though the two sat directly across the table from her dad, "they couldn't keep their hands off each other. Jen was constantly rubbing his hair and John was rubbing her back, then every so often they would steal a kiss. They both looked very happy and very much in love." Whoa PDA!!

- John was fidgeting and texting under the table looking a bit nervous.

- After starting with a round of cocktails, Man and John shared a salad and a fish entree. She was even seen feeding him a vegetable off her fork. Conversation was led by Man's step mom, who was much chattier than her dad— it ranged from music to… Tom Hanks. "John spent a lot of time talking about his music philosophies — why certain decades have better music. He discussed his experiences with Aretha Franklin and made a joke about Tom Hanks," said the spy. Pretentious much, John? And, spy person. You left out an important detail. Did Maniston definitely swig a cocktail?!!? That info would have helped move forward (or kill) the baby rumor!

- Man's boy toy reportedly showed his nerves when Man left the table for the ladies room. John asked the table, "How am I doing?" Then cracked, "I am a wreck." Everyone laughed and Man's stepmom said, "Should we get our score cards out? Like on Dancing With the Stars?" John supposedly replied, "Exactly. It feels like Dancing with the Stars." When Man returned, her stepmom outed John for being nervous. Man then laughed and rubbed his thigh. Sheesh, enough with the PDA!!!

Good work for the most part, snitch!

We wonder where this is all leading to!

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Love the song. Love the vid. LOVE the vibe!

Madonna and Guy Ritchie will begin the first stages of their divorce starting this Friday in London.

A judge at London's High Court will grant them a provisional decree of dissolution, which will be made absolute in 6 weeks and a day. The couple in question usually does not appear in court for this process.

So the countdown begins tomorrow!

43 days to end 8 years of marriage!

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